Do Watcha - Be Watcha


    I heard a story just the other day
some guy came home from a holiday
missed his girl friend while he'd been away
thought he'd give her a big surprise.

He snuck in with the plan 
caught her sleeping with another man
he started crying and the stranger ran
oh he couldn't believe his eye's.

He said do watcha wanna do
be watcha wanna be
do watcha ya wanna do
but don't step on my toes.

Well even though he thought of turning gay
she said she wanted him anyway
he said i can't make it on saturday but i'll see you on sunday night
on sunday night she's watchin' for his car
she had the champagne and the caviar
she found him drinkin' in the local bar
and she told him to fly a kite.

She said do watcha wanna do
be watcha wanna be
do watch wanna do
don't step on my - don't step on my - don't step on my toes - no no.

I understand thats it's still the same
they keep playin' this crazy game
i guess they can't decide who to blame
when their wearin' each other cloths.

So they say do watcha wanna do
be watcha wanna be
do watcha wanna do
but don't step on my - don't step on my - don't step on my toes.

Don't ya step on my toes
Don't ya step on my toes
Don't ya step on my toes
Don't ya step on my toes
Don't ya step on my toes
Don't ya step on my toes
Don't step on my toes..